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A little insight from QM

Posted on 2009.03.22 at 21:38
I recently had a deep philosophical discussion with a friend from Persia. I always enjoy such discussions, and I found this one especially pleasant, because it seemed to give insight in how to live a better life. Oddly enough, this insight stemmed from quantum mechanics.

Quantum mechanics has many formulations, such as the path integral formulation (in which a particle, in moving from point A to point B, covers every possible path between the two points) and the many-worlds formulation (in which our universe is a superposition of an infinite number of universes, with one universe for every possible outcome of an interaction between quantum particles). These and other interpretations of quantum mechanics are all aimed at explaining that devilish feature of quantum mechanics known as the Uncertainty Principle. Simply put, at a sufficiently small scale, anything can happen, and there's no telling what will happen until it's already happened. Infinite possibilities, only one actuality.

Of course, when we move from the diminutive quantum perspective to the more familiar large-scale perspective known as normal life, we discover that statistical physics will have its say, and we face a new reality: the Second Law of Thermodynamics. There are many ways of stating the Second Law, but I like John Keynes's version best: “In the long run, we are all dead.” Batteries drain, stars burn out, black holes suck everything up, and if you random walk long enough, you always end up going the same direction: down.

On the one hand, freedom to choose from an infinite pool of possibilities, and on the other hand, complete slavery to an inevitable eventuality. During my discussion with my friend, it occurred to me that somewhere in between these two extremes is a funny thing called free will.

To me, the essence of free will is actions with consequences. Do what you want, then deal with the results of what you just did. Do actions have consequences on a quantum scale? Not really. Whether or not we can actually describe a particle as “making choices” it's usually free to undo those choices. Particles and anti-particles routinely pop in and out of existence, creating and annihilating themselves over and over. No consequence is permanent. On the grand scale, there is only one consequence, death, and all the actions in the universe lead only to death. Somewhere in between the two, there's us.

Like the universe, we're heading down. We're growing old and dying, slowly moving towards an inevitable future. But like individual particles, we're free to walk around. We don't have to head down; we can head in a different direction, and – this is the important part – keep heading there. Repetition is the ticket to getting things done. Any good athlete will tell you that success is not the result of any one action, but millions of actions directed towards one goal (in the case of our hypothetical athlete, these actions consist of such things as eating or not eating certain foods and long hours of working out at the gym).

Going back to the path integral formulation, imagine that you can move any direction you want, but you can only move in small steps. You've got to keep going that way. In the many-worlds formulation, all the worlds are possible, but it's hard to go from the actual world to the distant possibility of the desired world. You have to step through all the worlds in between.

There is an old German saying that goes: “You have to take life as it happens, but you should try to make it happen the way you want to take it.” Remember that. Live, act, do...and then deal with what comes next. That's how to live the better life. And now you can say you've learned something from quantum mechanics.

P.S. Cool article: We are Iron Man! For the heavy metal/comic book/literary mystery fan in all of us.

Lodo Bear

I live again!

Posted on 2009.03.22 at 21:36
I'm back! After two long, hard, mostly Internet-free and thoroughly wonderful years in France, I am once again on American soil, writing to you not as a full-time missionary, but as a regular Latter-Day Saint.

It's been a long time since I've really swam in the deep, churning waters of the Internet. I hope that this virtual human sea hasn't become much more treacherous since I left it.

Anyway, my life has changed, but not in any direction away from "busy". My last three days in France were entirely packed with last-minute appointments, last-minute shopping, and transportation troubles. The transportation bit was especially a bummer. I was misinformed about how my last voyage into Paris would go, so I first failed to meet the elders from Sarcelles who were there to meet me (I had no idea they were there) and then I took the wrong train and nearly got lost. I eventually found my way back and the nice elders from Sarcelles hauled my luggage as far as the Le Vesinet - Le Pecq train station. Then it was up to me to haul them to the mission home alone. Oof! I ended up showing up late and missing my last shopping day in Paris. Too bad! I made the best of the situation, helping out the office elders with their chores and swiping a few fun books from their stocks. I had my final interview with President Staheli, my final dinner and testimony meeting with him, his wife and all the other departing missionaries, then we went to bed (not that we slept, but that we were in bed), and the following morning, it was time to fly home.

I have still not got the hang of these American keyboards. France has "AZERTY" instead of "QWERTY" and you have to use the shift key to enter numbers and periods. Qs you cqn i;qgine, this ;qkes for s;e pretty funny typos> (that's what French keystrokes come out looking like on an American keyboard.)

Have you ever replied to or cc'ed someone on an email that was definitely not intended for their eyes? Or received one that was about you but wasn't meant for you to read? What was the email about and how did you react?


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I received an e-mail from my sister, in which she was replying to my mother's message but decided to send it to me because it contained news (my sister is in South America and has very limited e-mail access, so I'm always happy to receive such things). Unfortunately, this e-mail also contained the text from my mother's message, which had information on my parents' then-secret search for a car to give to me, and the cat was out of the bag.

As a missionary, I was told to never include confidential information in the e-mails I sent home. After this incident, I understood why.

Lodo Bear

Giant Crystals!

Posted on 2006.11.10 at 21:54
I was about to do a search for "giant crystal cave" when I noticed the things that popped up in my auto-complete box:

giant monster
giant rabbit
giant rabbit movie
giant robo
giant scorpion
giant space creature
giant spider

It reads like a Who's Who of Godzilla villains.

Anyway, this is why I was looking for giant crystal caves. Old news, to be sure, but very cool stuff. I can see Superman chilling out in a place like that.

Lodo Bear

I love spam

Posted on 2006.09.15 at 22:44
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Spam used to annoy me, but no more. The increasing effectiveness of spam filters and the increasing desperation of spammers to circumvent these filters has conspired to take away from spam all its pretense and offending content and leave it with nothing but delightful nonsense. Gmail routes all the junk mail I get into its rightful place, and whenever I inspect my spam folder to see if any message has been wrongfully blacklisted, I find that every message there has earned its branding. I also find that the messages are hilarious. Here are some examples from just this past week. The titles here are the subject lines of the e-mails, and the authors are the monikers of the spammers.

caricature commando, by Pen Wong )

warily, by Billy Krouse )

NASA artistic, by Mat Hatcher )

forked clear-headed, by Jonathan Blue )

I receive a few messages like these every day. They all come with images attached, and the images presumably carry the message the spammers wish me to here. However, I never see these images. Gmail's spam filter shuts them away, and only shows them to me if I ask to see them, though of course I never do. All I am left with is this strange stream-of-consciousness writing, this not-quite-poetry and not-quite-prose, all of which is in dire need of a good spell check, and none of which is advertisement.

Spammers, you've completely failed your arms race. Not only are you powerless to sell me anything, but you can't even annoy me anymore. You might as well give up. Please keep your letters coming, though. I do so enjoy them.

Lodo Bear

Humble to be an American

Posted on 2006.07.09 at 21:50
People like to say that they are "proud to be an American". Not everyone, of course, but plenty of people. Now, I hardly dispute the matter of enjoying being an American. America has been very good to me. I will not, however, say that I am "proud" to be American.

Read more... )

This should have been posted on July 4th, for Independence Day. It is late because I am lazy. I'm not proud of this.

Lodo Bear

Live Trumps!

Posted on 2006.06.30 at 23:22
LIVE TRUMPS 1.1
watch lodo_bear fight
CREATE YOUR CARD


FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

ETA: Well, shucks, the site is down, and apparently forever. I had only made it to level 3!

Lodo Bear

Selling out - because I care

Posted on 2006.05.06 at 21:40
I have just put a new feature onto my LiveJournal - advertising.

This isn't for the extra options or userpics. This isn't going to give me any money. This is because I am cheap, and because I am costing LJ money.

It's not free for them to maintain my posts in their memory and support my bandwidth. But they do it anyway, and it hasn't cost me anything. That's not quite right. Someone should pay them back. The thing is, it's not going to be me, because I'm cheap. So I've fobbed the bill onto someone else.

Besides, you all have Adblock by now, don't you?

Panda Fall

I'll get you, Confucius!

Posted on 2006.04.27 at 23:34
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For a long while now, I've had a signature in my e-mail that says "Life is simple. So simple, in fact, that we feel obligated to complicate it." It's something I came up with myself, because I needed something to put in my e-mail signature. You've got to have something to put in there.

Well, just a few minutes ago, I discovered this saying of Confucius's: "Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated."

Plagiarist.

Lodo Bear

Entropy 1, Tyranny 0

Posted on 2006.03.16 at 21:21
Ding dong, the witch is dead!
Which old witch? The wicked witch!
Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!

I must say, I'm a little amused at the fuss of him dying just now. I understand the frustration of him seemingly escaping justice, and I know that it would have been a good thing if he had been convicted, since there are other tyrants in need of a trial, but on the other hand, he's finally toast! Let's face it, he was going to die anyway, and I say, for a tyrant like Milosevic, the sooner the better.

In this column, Paul Greenberg pointed out that a fellow named Hermann Goering also died just before facing justice, although in his case, he killed himself just before he was hanged. As I see it, that's really, really stupid. Isn't the point of execution depriving someone of life they might have otherwise enjoyed?

Entropy has done us all a favor and removed the presence of a fellow we didn't want. I suggest that we stop fretting over Milosevic's premature departure and get on with our lives before we too cross the bar.

People say write funny things on the Intarweb. One funny thing I've seen a lot is the phrase, "I lolled", generally found as a reply to something funny. It means that the poster laughed out loud at whatever it was they're replying to. But it doesn't sound like "I laughed". It sounds like "I farted". Now, in context, this generally serves to add to the humor of the situation, but it causes me to laugh at the other posters instead of with them.

Another funny thing I've seen a lot is *dead from cute* (sometimes spelled "ded"). It's not as funny as people saying "I farted", but it got me thinking. What if cuteness could kill? What if those sweet little baaaaaby animals you're ogling were actually hazardous to your health?

For one thing, it would put a dent in the pet business. Imagine: "Do you carry rabbits?" "Yes, ma'am, we just got some kits in today. Here, have a look." "Aww! They're so fuzzy!" *dead* "...ma'am? Ma'am?" Domesticated cats probably wouldn't be very popular either. People would raise Rottweiler-Chinese Crested crossbreeds to protect them from the deathly cute kitties. And people would club baby seals in self-defense.

But think of the potential havoc this could cause! I could rob banks with just a few cute pictures. I'd walk in all cool, go up to the counter, and pull out this. BAM! The clerk's brains melt instantly. The people behind me gasp in horror, the security guard rushes in, and then I wheel on them and show them the picture, killing them all. And the best part is? To protect my identity, all I have to do is show the picture to the security cameras. Then, when they're reviewing the tapes looking for my face, they'll see the picture and go "Awww..." *dead*, and I'll be scot free to strike again and again! AH-HAHAHAHA!

But my career as a supervillain would be cut short when my arch-nemesis, Blind Cynical Man, pulled a mirror on me. "Curses! Cut down by my own ultimate weapon! Oh, the - awwww, so cute!" *dead*

Lodo Bear

WHO FIGHT BEAR?

Posted on 2006.03.01 at 12:59
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MAN FIGHT BEAR!

BOY FIGHT BEAR!

WOLF FIGHT BEAR!

WRESTLER FIGHT BEAR!

BABY FIGHT BEAR!

MECHA FIGHT BEAR!

LIZARD FIGHT BEAR!

SUPERVILLAIN FIGHT BEAR!

ICE FIGHT BEAR!

Inspired by this guy.

EDIT: It has just come to my attention that [info]jokermage was not the origin of the "man fight bear" thing. The first known use is archived here, and it's about this John West commercial, which [info]jokermage linked to. MAN FIGHT BEAR!

Lodo Bear
Posted on 2006.02.27 at 19:18
I am clearly far too fond of my own journal.

See my comment statistics )

Lodo Bear

Abortion: My $0.02

Posted on 2006.02.22 at 03:13
This monday, the good students of ASU got an unexpected and unwelcome surprise: dead baby photos (more info here). This has prompted plenty of discussion (see here and here), especially in the [info]arizonastate (see here and several posts after it). For the record: I don't like photos of blood and guts, and I'd really prefer to not to have such photos burned into my eyes from obstructive 18-foot banners. However, there is also the subject matter of the signs. They weren't supposed to be about gore (one would hope). They were supposed to be about abortion; they were using gore to convey the argument that abortion is wrong. I agree with the central message of the signs; I do not favor the legalization of abortion.

Read more pro-life ranting... )

One more thought about the subject of the signs: there must be a better way to convey the message. As far as I can tell, the signs just made everyone say "Ewww, blood" and crack a few more dead baby jokes than usual. I think this is a message worth conveying, and it disheartens me to see the message not just poorly conveyed but actually obscured by the medium.

Explaining Relativity to the Cat
by Jennifer Gresham

Imagine, if you will, three mice.
Contrary to what you have
heard, they are not blind
but are in a spaceship
traveling near the speed of light.
This makes them unavailable
for your supper, yes.

So these mice, traveling near
the speed of light, appear
quite fat, though there is
no cheese aboard. This is
simply a distortion of mass,
because the mass of a mouse
is nothing more than a bundle
of light, and vice versa. I see
how this might imply mice
are in the light fixtures,
undoubtedly a problem, so

let me try again.
If two people attempted
to feed you simultaneously,
no doubt a good situation,
but you were on a train
traveling near the speed
of light, the food would
appear unappetizing, falling
to the plate in slow motion,
an extended glob of protein
that never smelled good,
if you ask me, train or no.
The affinity of the food
for the plate, what we call
gravity, is really just
a stretch in the fabric
of a space-time continuum,
what happens when you
have sat in a seat too long,
perhaps on this very train.

Oh kitty, I know how you hate
to travel and the journey must
have made you tired. Come now,
lick your coat one more time
and let us make haste
from this strange city
of light and fantastic dream.

More of her work can be found at http://www.litmuspoetry.com/poetry.html

Lodo Bear

Poem of the Day #1: Richard Cory

Posted on 2006.01.19 at 09:55
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Richard Cory
by Edwin Arlington Robinson

Whenever Richard Cory went down town,
We people on the pavement looked at him:
He was a gentleman from sole to crown,
Clean favored, and imperially slim.

And he was always quietly arrayed,
And he was always human when he talked;
But still he fluttered pulses when he said,
"Good-morning," and he glittered when he walked.

And he was rich, -- yes, richer than a king, --
And admirably schooled in every grace:
In fine, we thought that he was everything
To make us wish that we were in his place.

So on we worked, and waited for the light,
And went without the meat, and cursed the bread;
And Richard Cory, one calm summer night,
Went home and put a bullet through his head.

Pirate Cthulhu

A minor post on LJ userpics

Posted on 2005.12.14 at 03:14
LJ userpics are like t-shirts. They are the badge you wear, expressing a small portion of the sort of person you are, or think yourself to be. They're usually meant to be funny in a snarky way, because, like t-shirts and bumper stickers, they're too small to say anything meaningful.

The first userpic I made for myself was this little guy:
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I then took that image and negated it, getting this cool little picture:
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Of course, like t-shirts, you may have your favorite userpic, but you have to have a few others to express your mood properly. I tried this pic for a while:
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But it didn't really say anything, you know? Fun, but bland.

However, I now have a new userpic, courtesy of Hello Cthulhu:
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

One day, LJ is going to make me cough up the money for a special account, just so I can have my own gallery of absurdity. Until that day comes, I'll just have to work with River Tam, Lodo, and Cthulhu the littlest happy pirate.

Lodo Bear

You might want to reconsider your style, Mel

Posted on 2005.12.10 at 00:17
Recent photo of Mel Gibson:


Recent photo of Saddam Hussein:


How much are you paying your image consultants, Mr. Gibson?

EDIT: As usual, someone else saw it first, and pointed it out better than I could. Check out Born Twice at Ship of Fools.

Lodo Bear

A Wise Internet Once Said...

Posted on 2005.12.09 at 21:06
An artist is a five year old child with a magnet in one hand and a crayon-scribbled piece of paper in the other, looking for a refrigerator door. [Link]

Beware of false prophets. And beware of false devils. [Link]

Take a cue from Ender's Game, heroes. Fly FEET FIRST. [Link]

What bothers me is not that the kids are kept in prisons, but that (a) they aren't told about it, and (b) the prisons are run mostly by the inmates. Kids are sent off to spend six years memorizing meaningless facts in a world ruled by a caste of giants who run after an oblong brown ball, as if this were the most natural thing in the world. And if they balk at this surreal cocktail, they're called misfits. [Link]

I'm thinking it's a bad thing when real life becomes an escape from the stresses and difficulties of dealing with your hobbies. [Link]

Sucking for a while is the gateway to not sucking. [Link]

In the future, everyone will be Hitler for 15 minutes. [Link, and more information about the argument ad nazium here]

Ah, the Internet. Is there anything it doesn't know?

The ad below was recently spotted.



So wrong.

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